To get the perspective of what all this is about you have to know a bit about me first, at least the stuff pertaining to my crazy and wonderful existence in my apartment building. First off I am not a good-looking guy. I am overweight by about 30 pounds, I used to wear glasses that I could not afford to get fixed, my clothes were all bought from places like Value Village and I was bald in a most unappealing way. In short I was a misfit, nerd, geek or whatever description you want to use. That is until I met a man that went by the name of Klaus. Klaus was a rich man, a very rich man. In a stroke of luck for me I happened to save the life of his 5-year-old daughter. She was about to get hit by a car when I jumped into the street and pushed her out of the way taking the hit myself. As you might have guessed, I lived but I took some damage. Three broken ribs and a nasty concussion were all I thought I was going to get out of this act of heroism. I was way wrong. I found out that Klaus had a reputation among the jet set crowd as being a bit over zealous about paying his debts and in his mind he owed me big. Well he paid off big. One day Klaus was sitting at my hospital bedside and telling me how much he wanted to repay me for my brave deed.

"You have given me the gift of my daughter's life," he said with much sincerity in his rough German accent. "I wish to do something for you."

Now at the time I was still in some pain so I really did not want to see anyone, but knowing Klaus's financial status I decided to take a shot at something I had only dreamed about since I was sixteen years old.

"If you really mean that Klaus…."

"Yes my friend. Anything you want in life is yours. Name it."

I really didn't think he would do it so I just threw it out there. I could always ask for something else if he didn't go for the suggestion. I am so happy that he did.

"Klaus, I want to live in a luxury high rise apartment where I am the only man in the building. I want all the other apartments to be occupied by beautiful women. And I want to be able to knock on any door in the building and have the woman opening that door be very receptive to my visit."

I could not believe it but at first Klaus had no idea what I was talking about. His face was blank for a second and he shook his head to show me he did not understand. I chuckled a bit, not really wanting to say what I said next.

"I want them to be willing to have sex with me in their apartment." I whispered to him.

Klaus stared at me for a second. I thought for sure he was going to refuse my request and walk off disgusted never to see me again. That didn't happen. Klaus lost the blank stare and replaced it with a look of concentration.

"Something like that could not take place here in the United States. There are to many restrictions. But if you were to agree to move to Amsterdam or some other…."

"Yes!" I said before he had a chance to finish his sentence. "Yes I'll move to Amsterdam! I'd move to the heart of the Iraqi desert if it meant making this happen!"

It took about six months from the day he walked out of my hospital room to make it all happen, but on Sunday July 17th 2003 I emerged from a limousine and dropped my bags to the sidewalk in awe. Standing before me was Klaus and about 250 of the hottest women I have ever seen. Blondes, brunettes, red heads, Asian, Spanish, Anglo-Saxon and African were all present and accounted for. Klaus even assured me that this was only the beginning of what was in store. These ladies were only a small portion of what awaited me inside the apartment complex. I followed Klaus through the throng of ladies that greeted me with enthusiasm I had never experienced before. Five women flashed me their beautiful breasts right out there on the sidewalk! I followed Klaus into the lobby of what must have been a luxury hotel at some point. Two very hot looking women approached to take my bags. They were both very tall and visibly strong. They had some very sexy smiles for me as well. I hadn't even gotten to my apartment yet and already I was popping a wood knowing that I could have any of these women at any time for the rest of my life.